Got Social?

A little “dry” humor.

My mom sent this to me. She used to send me EVERYTHING. We had a little chat about this. :-) She’s gotten really good at sending me the best of what she gets. I’m proud of mom – respectful of the computer but not afraid to try new things (like Facebook). I’ve edited it a bit to make it….um….shall we say….a bit more politically correct.

A man, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a small stand selling ties.

The man asked, ‘Do you have water?

The shop owner replied, ‘I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.

The man shouted, ‘Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!

OK,’ said the shop owner, ‘it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.’

Muttering, the man staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

Your @#$% brother won’t let me in without a tie!

Category: Random Thoughts

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